Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Nerdrage

Translation to English: Your ignorance and lack of devotion to emoness is too low you bastard! You're so pissing me off! your ignorance is so out of this world like me I thought you're "friends" and now there's too many people who are mad at me! They said there's a AC CULB 09-10 trying to become an emo too but is also ignorant!

Or whatever.

No, I'm not talking about those 300 pound douches in WoW that freaks out when their character gets pwned hard. I'm talking about fangirls with no life whatsoever and spends their time influencing others on their beliefs, "Life is shit".

The picture above is actually a serious case in the school, where the authorities (in these case they're nuns) got themselves on the Internets, decided to eavesdrop on the students' cyberconversations and stumble upon this. When they found this profile and its really obscene content, they spread word about it in a recent meeting. Then they began a long sermon about how the teens are so abusing the power of the Internets and their anonymity. Well I have 4chan.org do that for me so I guess I'm not abusing or anything.

I don't even know why these dorks are so pissed off. Must be another case of "follow me to not die", where students force their fellows to follow their false beliefs and to make themselves look popular. Probably this emo kid was ignored by her classmates that she went home, filled a gas tank of a Hummer full with tears, then proceeded to donate blood using a razor blade. Then grabbing her $250 laptop, she starts banging her head on the keyboard, creating words of pure fail.

After the authorities spread the word, the emo nerd became scared. So scared actually, that she thinks there's someone following her every second. Now she made her profile private (so that only "friends" can view her writings) and messaging is now off. Wiping the blood flowing from her wrists, she thought she's now in the clear, but no, she fails yet again. She forgot to erase the status message. And like the average Friendster tard, she pointlessly thought, "Oh well my profile is set to private nobody will see this except me my "friends" and Edward Cullen". Pure fail.

Now you must be wondering why the authorities haven't performed any form of action on the offense made. It's because of the following: (1) The FS profile is a group profile, where it's possible that it is being moderated by the a group of people. So you have a group of suspects, and you can't just point at them and say he/she did it. And (2) There's another case going on, and it's [the other case] is much more serious since it is targeted at a member of the faculty.

So have fun admiring the fail above! I sent a friend request to this dork so that I can read the rest of her "writings". I don't have to worry about her not accepting since Pinoys are so desperate for attention they'll accept anything. Then maybe I'll screenshot moar parts of her nerdrage so that the whole Internets can have another reason to have a National Internet Lol at Nerds Day. Hooray.