Turns out that allowing Friends for Sale to utilize my Facebook profile was a bad choice.
After signing up, I took a look around. I have a million coins to start with instead of the usual 250,000 coins. I bought my brother, for a measly 100,000 coins, since nobody in history bought him yet on FFS. When I bought him, I was given the option to give a name for him as my new "pet". I named him "asswipe" and just moved on and bought more people, sometimes from others who already owns them.
Instant bitch, just $120,000 to be exact.
Finally, the million coins were fully consumed, and I have to find more money. To earn money without using paid-by-cash credits, one must issue commands to his/her pets to do chores for him/her. Also, those commands are not "Sit", or "Walk" or "Take a shit". The commands are targeted upon one of your friends in Facebook that you choose. For example, I could order my pet to hug one of my Facebook friends, and I could even order my pets to pick up poop then shove it at one of my Facebook friend's face. Once the command has been issued, the pet and the friend will both be sent the notifications, "
This is the problem with FFS. Everytime your owner orders you to pick up poop, you recieve a notification. When someone orders their pet to shove crap up your face, you get a notification also. This mass sending of worthless notifications greatly reduces productivity and will drown out the more important notifications down the list.
If you hate walls of text and completely ignored the paragraphs above, here is a list of things that made Friends for Sale completely retarded:
1. You can name a pet with anything you want. Constantly I get bought and got named "fag", "douche", and "asskisser" a couple of times. I told a friend to buy me, give me a proper name, and I locked my contract to avoid further namecalling.
2. Too many damn notifications. I don't need to get one every damn minute. Can there please be an option to remove this?
3. There's no sense in this "game". All your doing is either making fun of that prick from school or just trying to make yourself popular by buying your friends virtually with virtual currency in a completely virtual world. I'd like to see this happen in real life. Hopefully you'd understand.
So there it is, Friends for Sale, the ultimate Facebook application for the friendless nerd who wishes to extend his or her thin social line. Want to feel like having a little pet to prank your friends with endless notifications? Want to feel like a boss and bitch people around when you're just a hopeless 40 year old dork living with his mother? Friends for sale makes all of these possible.
