Pic sorta unrelated.
Retards and dumbasses are formed when they can't seem to create a stable footing made of wit. Or, if they lack something like...
5. Logical reasoning
There are people, however, who doesn't seem to be able to perform reasoning with credibility. They can't seem to pick the right choice for everything. Say, one of these people are driving down a road, and meet a fork. One path has a "One Way, Do not Enter" sign, and another has none. 70% of the time, that person will chose the route with the sign.
Above: What happens next.
4. Decent visual perception
Your eyes never lie. Well, maybe except if you got high on weed and drank gallons of alcohol at the same time. However, some people are still high and drunk even when they're not high and drunk. They perceive a world very different from what the majority of people see even if they are sober. Let's say, they see a a dumbass reading this post right now. Hey, that's right, amirite?
Are you seeing double? If so, you need to have your eyes checked.
3. Basic English proficiency
If someone speaks to you in English, would you answer them in Bulgarian? No, you answer them in English, no matter what the circumstances. However, if someone asks you something in Bulgarian, try not to speak English, because you'll only sound like a dick. The former is the main problem of the people here. They can't seem to get a grip at English.
Let's say, you're in a chat room, probably looking for a girl to cam with. You suddenly feel a hard-on for Asians, then you decided to go to the Chinese chat room. You eyed a beautiful petite Chinese girl with a great body, then you try to start a conversation by saying a simple. "Hello". Instead of the girl returning an also simple, "Hi", she says, "heyo me chinese mo no speak english good". You close the window and vow never to go back to that chat room and speak to Chinese people again, unless you have a good reason to.
Like this.
And please, don't give an excuse like, "But they not teach us English in skool" or something. Almost every school worldwide has English in their curriculum. Hell, they even have it in Africa. You probably slept through the whole English class or just too stupid to learn. If you can't speak English and would wish to participate in a chat room, please go to the room of your respective nationalities and/or languages. In other words, if you're Chinese, do NOT go to the USA room unless you are experienced in speaking to other people in English. I hope you understand.
Above: The only Chinese words everybody else can understand.
2. The inability to learn on one's own
They say, "You cannot learn without others". Sure, you won't learn to drive unless you have an instructor, and you can't train yourself to poop in the toilet than in your dog's face when you were three years old, you need the help of your parents to do that. However, there are some occasions where the task is so simple you just need to read the instructions carefully. Like, when you're going to install a game, or if you're going to download something.
This is one of the greatest nuisances in my life, considering it came with my "being awesome and all" package. There's bound to be people there looking for my skills and bombard me to death with their retarded, and ridiculously easy questions. Like, "OMG! I can't see the download link!", when the link is directly visible in the center of the screen, or, "OMG! HALP! I has virus!" when the freezing up is just the usual job of Windows and his shitty computer.
To respond to these entirely annoying questions, I just ignore and close. No use arguing to this shit, they'll just keep coming.
Oh! Jesus thinks you are too!
1. Common sense
The root of everything above. God gave man common sense in order to think logically, perceive things properly, communicate with others correctly, and to not ask Him retarded questions. If you don't have this, you're not fit enough to survive.
