Here are the common, uncommon and some made up evidence if you truly are Pinoy.
1. You wash yourself with a pail and a dipper instead of a shower system.
2. You go up a store and say, "Ate, pabili ng Colgate, yung Close up"
3. You call a photocopier a xerox, when xerox is really just a brand of photocopiers.
4. You have a printer at home but don't have the ink for it.
5. One of your family relatives drives a Toyota Innova.
6. You do not have the confidence to sit in front.
7. You always need to have someone go with you anywhere, anytime.
8. You have a Friendster account, wherein 60% of your "friends" are people you did not meet personally.
9. You have a cellphone, no matter what.
10. You're not affected much by american fastfood.
11. You seriously think RAN has better graphics than L4D.
12. You think a 9600 is better than the HD4870 just because the numbers are bigger.
13. You need to have an account on all social networking sites known to man.
14. You think Twitter is no big deal.
15. You think blogging is a way to write shitty poems and hope someone reads them.
16. You have a guitar at home but nobody uses it or knows how to play it.
17. You think basketball, volleyball, and badminton are the only sport events in the world.
18. There's a basketball court for every two to five blocks.
19. There's a sari-sari store for every three to eight blocks.
20. You blame the country's suckness on the government.
21. You can't type without peeking at your keyboard every three seconds.
22. You think Internet Explorer 6 is the latest browser ever.
23. You don't update your software because they're all pirated.
24. You think Windows XP is more advanced than Windows Seven.
25. You hate Linux because you don't have a powerful enough mind to make sense of its UI (which is pretty simple).
26. 95% of your camera photos consists of photos of people.
27. You are closer to your farther family relatives than your parents or siblings.
28. You always pick Nursing or Engineering as your college course because you think it's 1337z0rs and your friends go there and you have no future anywhere else.
29. You think your nation is the best when it can't even compare to Cambodia.
30. Your 5 year old brother plays a GTA game.
31. You don't know anything about your country's history.
32. You can't write a good essay or be creative at your writing.
33. You insist staying up late just to finish homework but later decide to just copy from one of your classmates.
34. You don't understand internet page coding.
35. You can't program anything.
36. The girls are pedophiles, they always love small children.
37. You can't play DDR.
38. You fail at writing an understandable sentence.
39. You can't read instructions.
40. You fail.
