With the almost month-old run of another homosexual oriented sitcom from Korea, Boys Over Flowers, I am starting to feel its effects to the sanity and productivity of the Philippine society. Here are some of the data if have gathered:
1. People become resistant to exercise. Excessive sitting down on the couch, chowing down a bucket of KFC while watching some lame show on TV is guaranteed to increase body mass. As a result, we have more fatties who never leaves the house and prefers to stay home and be hypnotized by a bunch of homos kissing each other on the television screen. I hate fatties, both by their physical appearance and very poor exercise.
2. People become unproductive. Workers would exclaim to their superiors, "OMG boss let me go home nao so i can watch some gay shit on tv", and the same conversation can be overheard between teachers and their students. 6PM on weekdays in ABS CBN would be primetime for homosexuals and lesbos alike. As a result, the thirty minutes worth of electricity wasted on watching a good for nothing program is now thrown away, when it could be used to give lights to a secluded rural area in the provinces.
3. People imitate homosexually-oriented people. God, not the fabled "F4 look" again, whereas girls want boys to have extremely long bangs and prefers men with squinted eyes, unmanly white skin and a girly attitude. Those feeble and gullible men, unfortunately, falls to the snare trap built by their brainwashed girlfriends. Guys, if your girl keeps watching the same gay show every weekday, I suggest you go find another woman, preferably someone who has still a reasonable amount of sense and sanity left.
4. People want to meet the cast on TV. People are completely missing the point. The actors are just small-time, generic Asian actors and actresses put together in a badly written, stereotypical sitcom that resembles those "romance shows" in the 1980s. The people you see on TV are probably just furfags, or homosexuals running a "pro homo" cause.
5. People become more retarded. They would follow the failed attempts of the writers and actors to construct and speak gramatically correct English sentences. I'm tired of girls quoting retarded lines from Boys Over Flowers just to make their SMS group messages fill 160 characters. Oh, and please stop quoting those homo lines on your essay, your blog, or when you add a comment on my profile. I already have enough work to do deleting chain comments bots send to my profiles every five minutes or less.
If you think you have succumbed to this disease:
1. Do not panic.
2. Consult your parents immediately.
3. Learn to have sense of your surroundings.
4. Stop thinking you're in some gay fairy tale.
5. You are not a princess.
6. You cannot take Edward Cullen or Jun Pyo as your prince, for they are pubescent girls, not men.
7. Attempt to write a gramatically correct sentence, with proper spelling.
8. Attempt to make more sentences until you made a paragraph.
9. Start studying at school.
10. Have a life. This is the most important part, take it seriously.
