Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Legal matters: So-called "appropriation"

 WARNING: The following post is serious semi-serious. If you cannot comprehend serious and humor at the same time, I recommend you avert thy eyes before thy mind shalt asplode before thee.

So, let me get this straight. Most of my articles written around my blog are primarily composed of rants, opinions and satire that belongs to those "undesirable" and "inappropriate" for viewing for the church folks. Now that isn't really very alarming, seriously. Probably the only serious church folk that comes around here consists of only 0.00000001% of the total reader population of Sulatang Tapunan, and even if that number reaches a hundred percent, why does it even matter?

Ok, seriously, speaking like a man about this matter, WHO THE FUCK CARES.

This is MY blog. You (yes, you) are just the reader, the critic, the one to be entertained. If you are not entertained by my arts, go away. If you think they're offensive just because they counter your beliefs, go away. I mean, really, go away, nobody's keeping you from doing that. You're free to go and masturbate play along with other people of your kind. I've got other people, mostly of the sane and understanding types, who value what I write here and not the implications it will make on other people. There are people out there who actually read this, laugh, and feel entertained. It appears that you are not one of those people.

To be honest, this guy right here understands freedom more than you do.

Being that this blog is MINE, I am in control of whatever is posted in here. Not you. You do no have control over this blog. Nor you have any control of my mind. Or my fingers, or any part of my body that I use to express my thoughts (Fun fact: I can type with my toes, not just my fingers.)

I'm a freedom writer, and right now I can see that you do not understand the concept of freedom. Probably because you spent your years getting shoving instruments of worship up your arse in temples and getting bitchslapped by the clerics inside. You are living as slaves, and for that matter, I don't really care. If you like being bitchslapped, so be it. I hope you feel the same about my writing ethics. If I want to be offensive, so be it. I just hope you still have five functioning brain cells in order to understand.

It is also unethical to use your computer as a kite, but why should you care?

Why the pressure on freedom? It's just so absurd. It's freedom that allowed technology to flourish, which in turn created machines that helped man, and ideas to benefit the future. It created America, which is now today's center of commerce, technology, intellect, and many other things you didn't experience in your life because you were in your room all day with your head up your arse asking some guy up in the heavens for help.

What you probably do most of the time.

I don't care if that guy in the heavens is real, but if he is, tell him I said hello and that I gave him the finger for not effectively controlling his follower's obsession of being his bitches. I live in democracy, and I'm just practicing my right of expression and speech. If you prefer living in an imaginary despot's world, so be it, go on, live in your miserable little world.

Oh, look! I'm offensive! I'm going straight to hell! Oh sweet! I hope they have nice accomodations there for my arse, for I prefer my arse being pampered like a king all the time!

Some poetry to read while you're fuming there:

For the wise man does not think
Under other people's beliefs but rather
Continue to create and believe his own and refuse to
Kneel in the belief of others.
Yet most men are not wise, for they
Only believe in what others say and become
Under one entity or another.

Let the serious debate begin! Oh, and if you can't see the comments section because your head is up your ass again and asking the heavens to smite me with impractical lightning, it's right below this post. Be as narrow-minded and biased as possible to your beliefs - I dare you! But once you post, you're there for life, and no chance of self-deletion will save you from the mighty screencap. And if you're a coward, you can report this post being offensive, but I'll laugh at your futile attempts at trying to save your already unstable beliefs by clinging on to freedom of speech (when you're already trying to destroy it).